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Information technology's Awesome Baby! (stylized as It'southward Awesøme Baby! in title cards and titled Uh Oh during uploading[1]) is the 50th episode of Scott The Woz Flavor two (also the flavor finale) and overall the 100th episode. The video was uploaded on December xvi, 2018, by Scott Wozniak on Scott The Woz.

Contents

  • 1 Description
  • 2 Characters
    • 2.1 Credits
      • 2.1.1 Special Thanks
  • 3 Plot
  • 4 Music
  • 5 Cards
    • five.1 Stop Cards
  • 6 Gallery
  • 7 Transcript
  • 8 Related Articles
  • 9 Trivia
  • 10 References

Description [ ]

Later on 99 times, Scott decides to look at something that isn't a stupid Nintendo game or Madden 08.

Characters [ ]

WIP

  • Scott Wozniak
  • Wrong Opiniony Mike[2]
  • Supreme Leader
  • hey1mconnor
  • Neptune__Walker
  • Luigi555551
  • GearThirdManga
  • Schaffrillas
  • ZebitasMartinex
  • angel_diaz45
  • Nathaniel Swap
  • grhmjames
  • Dick Vitale
  • Unimportanty Tom[2]
  • AntDude
  • indiejacob
  • Caddicarus
  • TetraBitGaming
  • The Completionist
  • News Anchor Tom[2]
  • Jon (mentioned)
  • Joe Robertson[three]
  • Sam[3]
  • Dom[three]
  • Officerery Smith[two]
  • Guard Joe[ii]
  • Guard Bob[2]
  • Genesis Mech
  • Madden 08 Mech
  • ZachSnyderProd
  • Bloops_
  • SmashMasterShow
  • iEggSavior
  • Sweepstakes Winner Announcery Jim
  • jschlatt
  • SwitchStop
  • Bucky_BKatt
  • MrGhostIon
  • BalrogGameRoom
  • Mr. Cat

Credits [ ]

  • Scott Wozniak every bit Scott Wozniak, Supreme Leader,[4] Sweepstakes Announcery Jim
  • Alex Carducci as The Supreme Leader/RelaxAlax
  • angel_diaz45 as angel_diaz45
  • Nathaniel Bandy as Nathaniel Bandy
  • grhmjames as grhmjames
  • Anthony Cavallo as AntDude
  • indiejacob as indiejacob
  • James Caddick as Caddicarus
  • TetraBitGaming as TetraBitGaming
  • Jirard Khalil as The Completionist
  • ConnorEatsPants equally News Anchor Tom
  • Directed past Scott Wozniak
  • Written by Scott Wozniak
  • Edited by Scott Wozniak
  • End movement animation by Ruth Barrett
  • Sprite animation by Figburn
  • Logo blitheness by Figburn
  • Lyrics by Scott Wozniak and Nicholas Karr
  • Composition by Nicholas Karr
  • Original music by Nicholas Karr, Alen Riddick, and shamyer
  • Logo by Nico Vliek
  • Logo concept by Scott Wozniak[3]
  • Branding by Nico Vliek
  • Latin American Spanish subtitles past Carlos Burgos
  • Dick Vitale Quotes Source via the Official Dick Vitale Glossary of Terms

Special Cheers [ ]

  • RelaxAlax
  • ConnorEatsPants
  • Source Gaming
  • Bulby
  • AntDude
  • indiejacob
  • r/nintendo
  • r/scottthewoz
  • r/jontron
  • Jonathan Jafari*

Plot [ ]

WIP

Music [ ]

WIP

  • Scott The Woz - "It's Awesome Infant!" | A Madden Merely For Me - Scott Wozniak, Nicholas Karr
  • Scott The Woz - "It's Awesome Infant!" | Primary Theme - Nicholas Karr
  • Principal Theme - Dick Vitale'southward "Awesome Baby" College Hoops
  • Menu Music - Amiibo Tap: Nintendo'southward Greatest Bits
  • Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hammer
  • Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hammer
  • NFL on Flim-flam Theme Vocal - NFL on Play a joke on
  • Theme - Thomas & Friends
  • Scott The Woz - "It'southward Awesome Baby!" | Scott vs. The Supreme Leader - Nicholas Karr
  • Scott The Woz Battle Theme - Alen Riddick
  • relax alax / scott the woz mashup - shamyer
  • breakout (sad edition) - shamyer
  • Ringtone - Verizon
  • Scott The Woz Credits Theme - Alen Riddick

Cards [ ]

Finish Cards [ ]

  • Collector's Edition
  • Nintendo Switch Wish List
  • A Very Madden 08 Christmas

Gallery [ ]

Transcript [ ]

Scott Wozniak: History began in 1988- merely really started in 2007. And ever since, people of all kinds have banded together to not only celebrate the yearly football video game franchise 'Madden', merely to pick an entry every bit their favorite.

Scott: Woo! It'south pretty good, right? And don't y'all stand up there thinking you lot can't have a high like this. Come up on, there's a Madden for everybody!

Scott: I know- pretty wild, right? And accept my word for it- EA Sports cracked the code and has fabricated sure that each and every Madden game is a dissimilar stroke for a different folk!

Scott: ♫Madden '03 and '4, you play it for the lore
Packed with stuff never done earlier
Madden '97, turned information technology to eleven
This game can cure all kinds of depression!
Madden '25, what, did we travel through time?
(Yeah, I mean it was pretty alright...)
John Madden Football, now I've seen it all
Shows how the mighty just decline to fall

Choice any game you want, you have my guarantee
'Cause at that place's a Madden simply for me!♫

Scott: Yeah, I know. I hate talking politics merely everybody has a right to Madden! Merely ask the Madden 3DS community. Those guys get information technology!

Scott: ♫Madden Overdrive, not a nosedive
EA Sports, you continue to thrive!
What'due south their bottom goal? Their honest intent?
Providing players with pride and accomplishment
Madden CD, oh male child, oh gee
Why can't these things start growing on trees?
Madden '08, it's Nirvana on a plate♫

Incorrect Opiniony Mike: I don't similar that one.

Scott: Y'all're a f*cking disgrace

Scott: ♫Choice whatsoever game you want, you lot accept my guarantee...♫

Chorus: ♫'Cause there's a Madddeeeenn... Fooor...♫

Scott: Not you.

Chorus: ♫...Meeeeeee!♫

Scott: Yes, I like this 1.

[The camera zooms out to evidence the scene is beingness viewed on a TV in a nighttime room, showing footage of Scott playing with a copy of Madden '08 as an unknown figure watches in dismay]

Unknown Figure: No, no, no! Information technology'southward merely not off-white! Everybody'due south all about "Madden this!", "Madden that!" People need to realize at that place'due south only i sports game that deserves recognition!

[the figure throws a 'Dick Vitale's "Crawly Infant!" College Hoops' cartridge]

Unknown Figure: I'll evidence them! I'll prove them all!

[A dramatic version of Breakout is heard equally multiple moving shots of Scott Wozniak's desk is played. Opening credits are displayed]

Choir: Scott The Wooooozzzzz... Scott The Wooooozzzzz [5]

[After the camera points to the Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops cartridge, the shot fades out. An outline of the Scott The Woz logo fades in. Shortly afterward information technology explodes, revealing the bodily logo, with text saying 'The Woz' sliding in as text saying "Information technology'South AWESOME BABY!" appears via a writing-esque transition. Fade to black. A playful version of Breakout plays]

Scott: Hey All, Scott hither, and homo, what a perfect Madden day it is hither in the year Madden '19. That'southward Madden lingo for 2018. Sure, some games may exist better than others, but as man beings, we all share the fundamental instinct to pick a Madden to call our own.

[Scott slides to his computer sitting on his chair]

Scott: Everyone has one, just take a wait!

hey1imconner: Madden 2001.

Neptune_Walker: Society peaked in 1988 with the release of John Madden's Football.

Luigi555551: I sure do honey Madden '07.

???: Seriously, similar, take yous even lived if yous've never experienced Madden 2002 on the Game Boy Accelerate?

Schaffrillas: Madden '09!

???: Madden '06 on the PSP is the future!

???: It's ALL-MADDEN! And it's Number one for a reason!

???: We out here ready to play some Madden '19, am I correct?

Nathaniel Bandy: You own't played Madden NFL 2007 BAY-

???: Madden eleven on Wii.

???: Madden '05, PETA approved.

???: Madden 2002 for Nintendo GameCube.

???: John Madden Football.

???: I honey Madden '07 more than I love my child!

Scott: It just makes me feel all warm and culty on the inside.

[Cut to blackness]

Scott: It's merely such great time to be talking most any retired coach or sportscaster born in 1936, talking nigh Madden, looking at Madden, trading in Madden...

Scott: Now that I got that out of my system permit's effigy out what I should talk nigh today! Ehh, I don't know. I already talked virtually Sonic 2 what else is there?

[Scott turns to confront his Sega Genesis sitting on his desk as ominous music starts to play. A slideshow of all of the intros to Scott The Woz episodes are seen every bit the camera slowly zooms into the Genesis, which is seen in each of the intros. The dramatic rising note is ends with a deep 'bang' noise]

Scott: Information technology's ever been there.

[Scott walks over to the Genesis and picks up the cartridge. He looks at the acme, revealing the game's title]

Scott: Dick Vitale?

Scott: Well, I like both of those things so why non?

Scott: And so this game is a little matter I like to telephone call 'Dick Vitale's "Awesome Infant!" College Hoops'. "College hoops"- slang for university basketball. "Awesome, infant!"- a phrase deriving from pure joy… but what exactly is a 'Dick Vitale'? Apparently, one of the most eccentric and beloved basketball commentators of all time. He's evolved from autobus to sportscaster, to jack-of-all-trades; actualization in various films and commercials, writing books and lending his vocalization to the NCAA March Madness Games. Now the killer apps of Dick Vitale are his catchphrases. We have such mainstays as "a diaper neat", "slam bam jam", "dipsy-doo douse-a-roo" and any and all varieties of a phrase that even resembles "information technology's awesome, baby".

In 1994, Time Warner Interactive struck a deal to cram every bit much Vitale in a Sega Genesis cartridge as humanly possible. And that'south all I got from the game's Wikipedia article. Look at how pocket-size this is - you could tattoo this unabridged thing on your human foot! And earlier anybody asks, no, this game has no relation to College Hoops 2K8. THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Well, let's take a wait at the manual... "Hello everybody, I'm Dick Vitale." Oh my God, he's talking to me! "How can anybody not be turned on by higher hoops?" We accept a Dick Vitale Rosetta Stone in the back, likewise. I always wondered what my neighbors meant when I heard them screaming "pino time"- the answer was always here! "Play it and you lot'll be screaming, "Awesome, Baby! with a capital A!"" That would expect fucking stupid. "The ONLY Genesis ™ basketball game with a 3-D rotating court AND Dick Vitale!" Certain, some Genesis games accept a 3D rotating courtroom, and some have Dick Vitale, but this one... has both.

Scott: I can't hold this longer. It's finally time to find out what'due south been sitting on my desk for the by two years! This is Dick Vitale's "Awesome Infant!" College Hoops!

[Scott puts the cartridge on the Genesis. Information technology cuts to the game, showing legal data and then a screen stating 'Time Warner Interactive Presents'. A basketball falls, and morphs to have Dick Vitale's face on it]

Scott: I hate when that happens. I don't know if Dick Vitale always made the statement "If only I was the basketball...", and this is an 'only Dick Vitale fans will get this' easter egg, just Human being, I've been trying to figure out the reason behind this for the past 15 seconds. Dick is wheeled in here, screams eleven letters in a row, and nosotros take a title screen the delivers the heartiest...

[It cuts to Scott looking dislocated. He turns his caput to look at the photographic camera. It cuts back to the game]

Scott: ...out there.

Scott: This title screen is peachy because you could crop out whatsoever portion of it and yet know exactly what it's about.

[The majority of the title screen is cropped out, leaving only the word "Dick"]

Scott: Oh yeah, basketball. Easy, next question.

Scott: Well, let's set a game, and you lot know we have to correspond our buds downwardly in Tucson, Arizona, and who improve to go against than 'No Carolina'? Playing the bodily game? Aye, the back of the box doesn't lie. That is a 3D rotating court, and that is Dick Vitale. You just run around with Dick Vitale in your ears, trying to get your brawl in these things.

Scott: I lost. "No Carolina won"? Then who did?

Dick Vitale: Warm upward the bus, baby. This one is history!

Scott: Jesus, Dick, I'm grieving. This guy's just eating a sandwich. Now am I anal about losing, or completely indifferent to it? I don't know, but personally I think I'grand on Squad Anal for this 1.

Scott: Now, of course, playing basketball is only 1 function of the Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome Baby!" experience. We also have the actress manner 'Options'. Look at this, nosotros take a sound test! We can go through all of Dick Vitale'southward phrases like:

Dick Vitale: Crawly, baby!

Scott: and-

Dick Vitale: Awesome, baby!

Scott: It never gets old!

Unimportanty Tom: Hey man, can you drop my dad at the infirmary?

[Scott, talking on the phone, is mashing his controller, causing the sound exam to play repeatedly]

Dick Vitale: Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-Awe-

Scott: I'g busy.

Scott: So, Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops. You may be asking, "Where does this fit in on the Madden timeline?". That's a expert question. I'd say it fits snugly between the 'Madden CD' and 'Madden '95' era. Does that make it whatsoever adept? Eh, non really. It has that 'bad-mannered 3D sports game for the Sega Genesis' twang, and overall this game merely doesn't really hold up that-

[The gameplay abruptly stops. The footage glitches and rewinds]

Scott: What the hell! I do Non know what happened there, so, whatever. Let'south only forget Dick Vitale'southward "Awesome Infant!" College Hoops and get back to playing some Madden '0-

[It is revealed that his Madden '08 collection has been replaced with 'Dick Vitale's "Crawly, Baby!" Higher Hoops' cartridges]

Scott: AAAAAAAAAA-

Scott: All my copies of Madden '08 accept been Vitale'd.

[Scott runs to his reckoner and searches 'madden' on Google. Apparently, there aren't whatever search results well-nigh Madden, leaving a message that says 'Your search - madden - did not lucifer any documents']

Scott: No...

[He proceeds to search 'Dick Vitale's Crawly Baby College Hoops' on YouTube. He watches videos of people talking about it]

AntDude: All correct, everybody, you can stop with the comments- I'm finally gonna take a expect at Dick Vitale'southward "Crawly Baby!" College Hoops.

indiejacob: So, Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops is what I would personally consider to be an all-time hooping classic. It'southward definitely the pinnacle of the Dick Vitale-related Genesis games with "Awesome, Babe!" in the title.

Cadddicarus: Dick Vitale's "Crawly Baby!" Higher Hoops. What's all that almost?

TetraBitGaming: Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops has a lot of unseen and unused content in it.

The Completionist: Hey everyone, and welcome back to some other brand-new episode of The Completionist, where today I'g going to complete Dick Vitale's "Crawly Infant!" College Hoops.

[Scott runs outside and gasps as Best Buy and Target have been replaced with 'Dick Vitale's Awesome Buy' and 'It's Target Baby!' respectively. He also gasps at the sight of Dick'due south Sporting Goods. It cuts back to Scott at his desk]

Scott: Okay! So this is just a wild shot in the dark here, only I assume this timeline has been altered, and at present the just sports game you tin play is Dick Vitale's "Crawly Babe!" College Hoops. It's a expert matter I bought that space-fourth dimension-continuum-proof baggy! A copy of Madden '08 and a flash drive with the NFL theme vocal on it- you could never be too safety.

Scott: I retrieve I was the just person not affected by this whole timeline fiasco because I was playing Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops when it all happened; there'due south always a loophole. Well, since I can't alter the space-time continuum myself to alter it back how information technology used to exist, I'g simply gonna do what anybody who's in a globe that believes that Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops is the only sports game you can play would practice.

[It cuts to Scott exterior, protesting, holding a sign saying "SAY NO to DICK"]

Scott: Dick Vitale is a myth!

[Information technology cuts to Scott holding some other sign saying "IS At that place SUCH A Affair AS TOO MUCH VITALE? Uhhh Aye"]

Scott: "I like Dick Vitale"- more like "I DON'T similar Dick Vitale!"

[Cuts to his final sign which has a drawing of Dick Vitale's face with red devil horns and angry eyebrows, with text proverb "NOPE." underneath]

Scott: I drew devil horns on him! That's how you know he's bad!

[A police siren is heard approaching. Scott points desperately towards it]

Scott: The constabulary hold with me!

[The next shot is a news broadcast from Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome, Baby!" Breaking News. The headline reads 'Somebody Confronting Dick Vitale?!', and showcases a video of Scott Wozniak spinning a sign with the words 'DICK VITALE' crossed out. The wind makes Scott accidentally driblet information technology]

News Anchor Tom: This just in: a local anti-Dick Vitale nutjob decides to publicly whine most Dick Vitale...

[The next video shows Scott being arrested, accompanied with the headline 'Exclusive Arrest Footage!?' and the caption 'ARREST FOOTAGE COURTESY OF: AN ANONYMOUS TIPSTER NAMED JON']

News Anchor Tom: ...screaming such obscenities as "Vince Young" and "EA Sports". He's being put under house arrest, and quite bluntly, we're just glad this kinda lunatic is off the streets.

[In a room, Sam Essig and Dom are passing ii cartridges of Dick Vitale's "Crawly Baby!" College Hoops between each other. Joe Robertson is watching the News circulate]

Joe: That guy might be on to something.

[Cut to black]

Scott: Hey All, Scott here. I've heard the requests and yes- I'm finally gonna practise information technology; today we're gonna be taking a look at firm abort! Take a expect at your nearest ankle. If you take ane of these guys plastered on it then yous get information technology. Business firm arrest has been a thing since the glory days- A.K.A. the 17th century. Simpler times... when you could forcefulness somebody to non leave their business firm without ankle jewelry. Now, I've recently been subjected to house arrest and then consider this a 'first impressions' non a total-on review. This blows!

[A knocking is heard. Joe and Sam walk into the room]

Joe: Hey-hey! We couldn't've helped but find that you've been completely rejected by society!

Scott: Aye... I've been trying to pull of that look lately.

Sam: Heh. Certain is crazy what a little bit of public indecency volition do to somebody.

Joe: Yeah. Some people are maxim yous're on a bit of a depression-fueled Dick Vitale protestation. Here. This always helps me when I'one thousand down.

[He throws a cartridge of Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops at Scott. Scott tosses it away]

Scott: No, I'm FINE! Hey, yous wanna know what depression doesn't look like?

[He grins awkwardly. Dom walks in]

Dom: Hey guys! Woah, you got "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops? I love these things!

Scott: Alright- THAT is why I'm on some depression-fueled Dick Vitale protestation. A few hours ago, I was living it upwards with the big shots! Madden '94, Madden '97, Madden 'xi… I had options! But now all people play is Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops- actually! WHAT Fifty-fifty IS DICK VITALE?!

Sam: Not Satan, that's for sure.

Scott: Why even is everybody so pro-Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops?!

Dom: Because information technology's crawly, baby!

[Dom, Sam and Joe showtime cheering and exclaiming diverse Dick Vitale catchphrases]

Sam: Woo! He's the best.

Joe: [deadpan] It'southward completely past police force.

Sam: Yup!

[Sam points at the camera]

Sam: This 1's for all you government officials out there: I love Dick Vitale.

Dom: He's only the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale.

Joe: Yep, we've all been conditioned since birth to exist pro-"Awesome Baby!" Higher Hoops. Just y'all yet have to tell me; what's a 'Madden'?"

[Cuts to Scott who stares open-mouthed in shock]

Scott: Alright, guys. I-I don't think I'm from here. I think the time-infinite continuum was altered and I'g from a time where Dick Vitale'southward "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops wasn't the only sports game you lot could call your own. Wait- I have proof.

[He shows them his re-create of Madden '08 on Xbox 360. They gasp dramatically in response]

Scott: It's a football video game franchise that releases every year that peaked in 2007. My timeline had loads of these things; all with different numbers after the word 'Madden'!

Joe: Oh my God.

Scott: I merely want people to know that there's more to life than simply games based around Dick Vitale!

Sam: I-I have a confession. I-I… I don't really similar Dick Vitale.

[Scott exclaims and points at him]

Scott: OH-OH! What-what's the name of that? I know it… FREE SPEECH!

Joe: This Dick Vitale sh*t has been spanked on to our brains since we were immature. And quite frankly- I don't know why.

Scott: Listen, there's more to life than merely one sports game. And if I tin can't get dorsum to my timeline so I'm gonna try my best to change this timeline… to prove to everybody that Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops doesn't have to be the merely one we can like.

Dom: At present those are fifty words I can get behind!

[Dick Vitale proverb "Awe-awe-awe-awe-awesome, baby!" can be heard playing as a ringtone from Dom's pocket]

Scott: [cheerfully] We can start by changing that ringtone.

Joe: Well. If we really wanna know why Dick Vitale'southward "Crawly Babe!" College Hoops is a "thing these days", we tin just become enquire our Supreme Leader… lives downwardly the street.

Scott: Dandy sh*t! I'll head out with yous guys.

Sam: Expect. Don't you have one of those "I hate Dick Vitale and I'm proud of information technology" bracelets on?

Scott: Information technology'due south okay! They ran out of small ankle bracelets so they had to give me an XL one. I can simply slip this off right now and put it on a ceiling fan or whatever and they'll recall I'm moving effectually the business firm.

[It cuts to the ankle bracelet attached to a spinning ceiling fan. It then cuts to a monitor showing a radar signal maxim "SCOTT WOZNIAK TRACKING". The dot representing the bracelet is spinning quickly effectually the screen. An officeholder is watching the tracker]

Officerery Smith: He's gone f*cking mad.

[The scene changes to show the outside of the Supreme Leader'southward underground lair. The area is being patrolled. Text appears to be typed on screen saying "Location: Just Outside Supreme Leader'south Underground Lair" and "Status: Totally Guarded". Scott peeks out over the top of a crate. It cuts to the group hiding behind the crate]

Scott: Al-alright. What's the program hither?

Dom: Listen wording that in a Dick Vitale context?

Joe: Aye. Every bit much as I want to overthrow the government 'north all, I still tin't really understand much if it'southward not in the Dick Vitale genre.

Sam: I think the archway to our leader'due south lair is cloak-and-dagger in a hole over at that place. All we need to exercise is sneak past those guards.

Dom: I recall I know how to distract 'em.

[It cuts to show the guards, Guard Joe and Guard Bob pacing. Baby-sit Joe stops to talk to Guard Bob]]

Guard Joe: Man. I love Dick Vitale.

Guard Bob: Heh. Same!

[They both chuckle. Guard Joe suddenly looks surprised]

Guard Joe: HOLY SH*T! Is that Dick Vitale's "Crawly Baby!" College Hoops?!

[He points at the flooring, showing a trail of Dick Vitale'south "Awesome Infant!" Higher Hoops cartridges leading away from them]

Guard Bob: Maybe. We better play 'em all to make sure.

Guard Joe: Let's get.

[The ii go out. It cuts dorsum to the group behind the crate]

Scott: Alright. You guys go in. I'll hang back and uh stay guard.

[They nod. The next scene shows the entrance to the lair and the silhouettes of the group inbound. They reach a red curtain and enter. The Supreme Leader is sitting at a table covered in Dick Vitale's "Crawly Babe!" College Hoops, writing. He stops and sees the group. They all stare at each other, tense music playing. Dom breaks the silence and the group all smile]

Dom: Dick Vitale?

Supreme Leader: Dick Vitale! He'south good, right?

Joe: Then good!

Supreme Leader: Information technology's only so neat to come across people who get it. He's merely-

Supreme Leader & Dom: [In unison] The perfect remainder of Dick and Vitale!

Supreme Leader: Well you've all won me over! What can I do for you?

Joe: You know, nosotros practise have a few Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops questions for ya.

Supreme Leader: Shoot!

Sam: Why are you wearing a mask?

Supreme Leader: I hateful, I'chiliad non Dick Vitale, so why would I show my face up?

Joe: Fair reasoning.

Supreme Leader: Yeah, you guys tin show your faces all y'all want. I simply don't want to go to Hell.

Dom: Then how did the world get so "Awesome, Baby"?

Supreme Leader: Well I would unremarkably lie and just say "it's ever been like this", but you guys seem pretty cool; talking well-nigh Dick Vitale and all. So, originally things weren't like this. And there were a ton of other sports games besides Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops. I refused to like that. I built this fourth dimension motorcar to travel dorsum in fourth dimension, persuade Dick Vitale to buy the patent for all video games and forcefulness no other sports games to be created other than Dick Vitale's "Crawly Baby!" College Hoops! Aaand also pulled some strings with the government to make me the head honcho of all Dick Vitale related activities… on tiptop of that they telephone call Dick Vitale related activities mandatory for all citizens.

Sam: Man, it'southward so nice knowing someone with the ways of fourth dimension travel uses it to forcefulness everyone to love Dick Vitale's "Awesome Infant!" College Hoops!

Supreme Leader: Somebody had to practise it. I'm also working on a bunch of new things; similar this goo that turns any game y'all drown in information technology into a cyborg. And this lie detector I bought at Cracker Barrel! Anyways, I have to prepare a argument to the people tonight. Some nutjob was talking about Madden or whatever. Pshh! Musta crossed over from another timeline. We'll be exterminating him soon but I'm gonna tell everyone he's crazy or something. Let me simply find my admission code for the satellite manual and we'll be aaall gear up!

[The NFL theme song suddenly starts playing as a ringtone from Dom's Pocket]

Supreme Leader: How did you get that ringtone?

Dom: Not from somebody who told me all nearly the wonders of Madden NFL football game, that's for sure!

[The Supreme Leader takes out a gun]

Supreme Leader: Alllright guys. I'm sorry I have to do this but y'all all know as well much. We can't accept people like you lot poisoning everyone's minds. Especially with the info y'all know.

[Sam points backside the Supreme Leader]

Sam: Hey-hey await! It's Dick Vitale!

[The Supreme Leader stops for a moment earlier putting the gun down]

Supreme Leader: Alright. I know you're lying, just… I can't have a chance like that and so Nail!

[He turns effectually. Dick Vitale is not there]

Supreme Leader: Okay! Non in that location-

[He turns dorsum effectually to show that the group has already escaped]

Supreme Leader: SON OF A BITCH!

[The scene changes back to New Location McGee. Scott, Joe, Dom and Sam run in]

Sam: [tiredly] Oh my God! What a rush!

Dom: And on superlative of that we're home past 9 also!

Scott: Alright. What did you guys notice?

Joe: Oh. He's f*ck.

Sam: He altered the space-time continuum and put me in this f*cking abomination!

[He starts tugging on his sweatshirt]

Sam: I Tin can'T Go Information technology OFF!

Joe: Yeah! He travelled back in fourth dimension to make Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops the only game we tin can play. And he put himself in power!

Dom: He was gonna make a statement to the people this evening over satellite but I swiped his access code. The lawmaking is "Dick Vitale".

Scott: Wow! That's the nicest felony anybody'south e'er committed for me! Merely since nosotros have the admission code now, we can tell everybody the truth! Nosotros gotta set up up a camera…

[It cuts to show buildings in the city outside. The screens previously showing Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome Infant!" Higher Hoops plow to static. They change to show Scott making his circulate]

Scott: Alright. What's upwardly virgins and virgettes? I got large news for you all. Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops is Not the only sports game you tin play! Await at THIS!

[He holds up Madden '08. Guard Joe and Guard Bob are shown watching the broadcast from the street]

Guard Joe: WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!

[It cuts back to the screens]

Scott: There are more possibilities out there than just Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops. We all deserve to have an stance; to be okay with the idea that sometimes it'south okay non to similar Dick Vitale'south "Crawly Babe!" Higher Hoops. We all deserve to have options with our sports games, and the correct to choice one to phone call our ain.

[The broadcast ends. Scott turns to talk to the group in the room]

Scott: And THAT is how you tell everybody everything they believe was a prevarication!

Joe: Yeah. I gotta hand it to ya- you really convinced me my whole life'south been a sham.

Scott: Nosotros gotta see how people are responding!

[He walks over to the window. He opens the blinds and they all look out to come across everything is red, on fire and exploding. Sirens wail. Graffiti is shown on buildings maxim "everything is a lie" and "theres more than dickie v"]

Scott: Ah. Looks like the Wii Store Aqueduct airtight early on.

[The Supreme Leader is shown looking at the devastation on a monitor]

Supreme Leader: This. Is. Bullsh*t. I'm non going to permit my dream exist thrown away but considering some straggler from some other timeline wants to change all my hard work! These people need to be shown that Dick Vitale'due south "Awesome Baby!" Higher Hoops is a RIGHT- not a privilege. They need to see just how powerful this game is...

[The Supreme Leader pulls a black cover off a plastic tub filled with a green substance. There is paper taped to the tub, reading "THAT GOO THAT TURNS GAMES INTO CYBORGS I WAS TALKING Almost EARLIER"]

Supreme Leader: ...they ALL need to be taught a lesson!

[He grabs the Sega Genesis with a Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" Higher Hoops cartridge in it. He drowns the Sega Genesis repeatedly in the goo tub, yelling angrily. It cuts to black earlier the text "Probably 5 Minutes Later" appears on screen. The scene changes dorsum to the group at New Location McGee. An earthquake rocks the area and they all stumble]

Sam: What was that?!

[Dom runs to the window, opening a slit in the blinds to await outside. It cuts to bear witness a street lined with stores. A auto drives by and suddenly the pes of the Genesis Mech is seen stomping down. The scene cuts to show the Genesis Mech stomping through the metropolis]

Genesis Mech: [garbled] SEGA!

[Dom is shown moving away from the window. He turns to the others]

Dom: Alright, I'm but gonna say it; I recollect he went likewise far.

[The Supreme Leader is shown speaking from a screen]

Supreme Leader: You FOOLS! You lot thought Dick Vitale's "Awesome Babe!" College Hoops WASN'T the only sports game you lot could play?! That'south ridiculous. You've angered the Dick Vitale'due south "Crawly Infant!" College Hoops Gods. Time Warner Interactive will smite you all. You've asked for this!

[The Genesis Mech is shown shooting a laser at a edifice. Information technology explodes]

Scott: He's destroying the urban center with his dear for Dick Vitale'southward "Awesome Babe!" Higher Hoops!

Joe: Hate to be a buzzkill, simply… I usually call it quits when these sorts of things happen.

Dom: So I stole the guy's whatsoever-a-teleportation-base-is for Goose egg!

[Dom slams the teleportation base downwards on the footing. Scott looks at information technology, thinking]

Scott: Look.

[He holds up the teleportation base. It has a label proverb "Teleportation Base - Teleports to Giant MECH"

Scott: This'll teleport me within of that giant robot! He might be in there controlling it!

[He places the teleportation base of operations on the floor and steps on information technology]

Scott: I'm going in there to fight for the right to Madden '08. I don't know if I'm gonna survive but if he kills me… at to the lowest degree I'll dice fighting for what I believe in.

Sam: Information technology's cold upwardly there, you might wanna- wanna put on a glaze.

Scott: [Putting a coat on] Alright. I'll text you lot guys if I die!

[Joe snaps his fingers]

Joe: Looking frontward to it!

[Scott huffs out a breath and they all moving ridge at each other. The teleportation base activates and Scott vanishes in a axle of light. He reappears in another axle of light inside of the Genesis Mech. He stands still for a moment before keeling over]

Scott: F*CK! That stung!

[He begins to walk, looking around uneasily. A label saying "Fourth dimension MACHINE WARNING: DESTRUCTION BY EXPLOSION WILL Crusade TIMELINE TO REVERT" is seen. Scott walks up to the window of the Mech, looking out at the destroyed city. Fire crackling, gunshots and sirens are heard]

Dick Vitale: Awesome, baby!

[A brandish stating "CURRENTLY PLAYING DICK VITALE" is seen.]

Dick Vitale: Awe-awe-awe-awe-awesome, baby!

[The camera pans to show the game being played]

Dick Vitale: Slam jam, infant!

[All of a sudden, Scott is tackled. Him and his assaulter are transported into the game world through a imperial pixelated portal. The Supreme Leader and Scott are at present sprites. Scott is dazed and the Supreme Leader starts to rapidly dial, kick and whip Scott, flinging him up to above the game screen. Scott recovers and angrily points down at the Supreme Leader]

Scott: It's gonna accept a lot more than aggravated assault and battery to stop me! AH-

[He is hit by a basketball game with Dick Vitale'south face on it, causing him to fall dorsum downward onto the court. The Supreme Leader appears and kicks Scott, sending him flying into the existent world. The audio of bowling pins falling is heard. The Genesis Mech is shown to be continuing its rampage. Scott, on the floor, spits up water]

Scott: [grimacing] Argh… what, does it look like I'k made outta blood to y'all?

[The Supreme Leader steps out of a pixelated portal which appears coming from the game. He approaches Scott]

Supreme Leader: You stupid, impaired, impaired, stupid Madden '08 fan.

[Scott looks down at his anxiety to see a hole in the floor. The Supreme Leader hold Scott up by the cervix]

Supreme Leader: Don't yous sympathise it's easier to conform to society than tell anybody a game called Madden '25 exists?

Scott: Gah- my neck's falling asleep.

[The Supreme Leader shoves the box for Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" Higher Hoops in Scott'southward face]

Supreme Leader: THIS will exist life from now on. Everything shall be crawly, baby!

Scott: [struggling] No! Everything should be centered around a yearly football game franchise by EA SPORTS!

[Scott throws Madden '08. It hits a lever, causing a whirring sound to start. The Genesis Mech jostles and Scott falls out of it. The Mech punches Scott while he is falling, making him crash through the ground. He lands in the Supreme Leader'southward Underground Lair with a big bang. Madden '08 falls into the tub of goo. Everything is placidity for a moment as the photographic camera shows the Genesis Mech waiting above ground. Suddenly, drums start upward and beams of light shoot out from the hole in the ground.

The The Madden '08 Cyborg emerges, fix to boxing. Battle music plays and both mechs fight- the Genesis Mech shoots a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation at the Madden Cyborg, which is deflected back at it past the Madden Cyborg's arms. The Genesis Mech punches the Madden Cyborg with it's controller hands. It kicks and tangles the Madden Cyborg'south arm with its wire, attempting to pull it down. The Madden Cyborg pulls the wire and snaps it. The Genesis Mech flies backwards and lands with its circuitry exposed. The Madden '08 Cyborg's confront opens up, showing Scott, who throws Madden '08 at the downed Genesis Mech. It explodes. The fourth dimension motorcar, which still says "Time Automobile Alert: Destruction By EXPLOSION WILL Crusade TIMELINE TO REVERT" also explodes. Everything fades to white and the music ends

Scott is lying on the floor in the white void. He is bleeding from his mouth and his phonation is echo-ey. He groans and sits upwards]

Scott: Ohh my God.

[He wipes the claret off his face with his sleeve. He huffs]

Scott: That… that hurt my skin and body.

[Scott looks upward and sees the Supreme Leader coming towards him. The Supreme Leader removes his mask and sighs in relief]

Supreme Leader: I can exhale again!

Scott: Was it worth it? Why did you do all this?

Supreme Leader: Well…

[He sits backside Scott, who looks concerned]

Supreme Leader: I merely couldn't accept that people didn't care well-nigh Dick Vitale'due south "Crawly Baby!" College Hoops!

Scott: F*CK!

[Scott keels over but the Supreme Leader keeps talking passionately]

Supreme Leader: That was the sports game I cared almost-

Scott: ARGH! GOD!

Supreme Leader: -and to run into everyone talking well-nigh annihilation other than that? I-

Scott: ARGH!

Supreme Leader: -I just wanted things to get my way for once.

[Scott gets back up, panting]

Scott: Gah… I didn't know blood bled that much… urgh, heed, man… I was never into the thought of there being Madden games outside of the eighth 1 but… ya just gotta relax.

[The Supreme Leader looks deadpan at the camera]]

Scott: There'southward more than to life than just Dick Vitale. And there's more to life than Madden, besides. Uh… there's gotta be another sports game that you similar.

Supreme Leader: Well… I guess… Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour is alright?

[Scott frowns off to the side, thinking]

Scott: That'south the one with Mario, right?

Supreme Leader: On a skilful day, yeah.

[Scott looks around]

Scott: What's going on here, anyways?

Supreme Leader: Oh! The timeline's resetting dorsum to what it was before I took some… creative liberties with it.

Scott: Oo!

Supreme Leader: Except the explosion'due south gonna wipe everything caught in information technology from the timeline… sooo…

[Scott has a flashback of him throwing Madden '08 at the Genesis Mech]

Scott: Ah!

Supreme Leader: Hey. I'm sorry. Perhaps… Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops… isn't for everyone. I'm starting to meet that now.

[Scott makes a finger gun at him]

Scott: Dainty ascertainment! I wish you lot realised that before you turned me into a blood dispenser. Only… it's okay.

[The ii shake easily. Everything fades to white again. With a pop, the scene changes to Scott sat at his desk]

Scott: Well, if I understand this correctly, the time machine blew up because I sacrificed Madden '08. So, this is the exact same timeline from earlier… but at present with even more no Madden '08.

[He sits at his estimator and proceeds to search 'Madden' on YouTube. He watches videos of people talking about Madden]

???: Madden 2099 is the next development in mankind.

???: I bloody loved Madden '01!

???: It'due south Madden '12! For the NES!

???: Time spent not playing John Madden is time spent being John Sadden.

???: Madden '07!

???: But it'due south Madden '13 nosotros're talking well-nigh here.

???: I like to launder myself off with a re-create of Madden '07 on the GameCube.

[It cuts back to Scott on his figurer]

Scott: You know what? I'm okay with this. Madden '08 may exist gone but… at least everybody else has options. Hey I have all these other games to play. Like, right now I can play-

[He picks up Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash]

Scott: Jesus Christ- out of all options…

Scott: Well, after sitting at this desk for two years, talking about stupid Nintendo games and Madden '08… it'due south a little weird saying that ane of those things is gone…

[His phone rings. He answers it]

Phone: Hey, Scott! It's your onetime pal, Sweepstakes Winner Announcery Jim, hither! Information technology'south my laurels to tell ya- you've won our competition where you become to create whatever video game y'all want!

[Scott does the O face. It cuts to him excitedly holding numerous copies of Madden '08]

Scott: I told them I wanted to make a game chosen Madden '08 for the Xbox 360 and Playstation three and Playstation 2 and all the one-time platforms and they're making an HD remake of it too!!

[Scott screams in excitement. The credits music plays and the "Information technology's Awesome Baby!" title appears. Credits curl.]

jschlatt: Hey, Scott- y'all caught me playin' Madden '05 for the GameBoy Advance. See, what I really similar about this game is the gameplay. You really can't beat information technology, Scott. Yous really f*cking can't crush the gamepla-

???: Alexa? What is the definition of a virgin?

Alexa: Someone who likes Stuart Little and has never owned Madden '13 for the WiiU.

???: Oh. Well thank God I got my- OH MY- every tim-!

???: I'm truly infatuated with Madden '07 for the original Xbox. There merely is no better game.

???: I might have to give Madden '99 a 7.5 out of 10. It actually is the Dark Souls of Japanese shoot-em-ups.

???: Sport.

???: If John Madden was and then skilful, where's uh- where's John Madden… ii?

RelaxAlax: Mr. True cat I always believe that having a poly peptide-filled, healthy dose of Madden '07 for the Wii really starts your mean solar day off right! Oh… ohhh…

[End.]

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Trivia [ ]

  • A contest was held and so people could make a video most any Madden game (with an exception of Madden NFL 08), some of the people who submitted a video were in the video.
  • At the start of the video, Scott Wozniak mentions how small the Wikipedia commodity of the game is, after the video was uploaded, nonetheless, a department called In popular culture was added, this section is about how the game was featured in Scott Wozniak'southward video.
    • However, since the article has been deleted in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy, even so, the page has been reserved on the Wayback Auto.
    • As of Oct 9, 2021, the commodity is back on Wikipedia, but with no reference to the episode.
  • Scott Wozniak had planned the episode since the first episode of Scott The Woz, Nintendo Switch Wish List.[six]
  • Nathaniel Bandy, a person who was featured through the Madden Video Contest commented "Scott the Lore", The Completionist, someone who had been featured likewise in the video (but in a unlike way) commented, "Hey all, Jirard here", and ConnorEatsPants, the person portraying News Anchor Tom commented on the video maxim "This is really the all-time video I take ever seen on this site across the fact that I'one thousand in it". Source Gaming, a grouping in which 1 fellow member edits part-fourth dimension for RelaxAlax, commented on the video maxim "Fantastic video. It's actually impressive how much you've grown. Go along up the corking piece of work!".
    • The Completionist'southward annotate originally said "Hey you, Jirard here", a common misconception of Scott Wozniak's intro, information technology was near probable changed considering of a reply by YouTube user Colm Morrissey stating "It's "hey all" yous sick fuck" which received over 330 Likes.
  • In The Rarest of Games Scott Wozniak mentions how he doesn't want NBA Elite eleven to be the rarest game of all fourth dimension due to him already playing a basketball game game in the year followed by him taking up the copy of Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby" College Hoops that'due south in his Sega Genesis on his desk, this refers to the events of It's Awesome Baby!.
  • At the end of the episode when the timeline is resetting to the status before RelaxAlax took "artistic liberties with it" Scott Wozniak says that he but needs to relax, this causes him to wait directly at the camera, this is a reference to how his name is RelaxAlax.
  • Filming for the episode began on November 29, 2018.[seven]
  • On December sixteen, 2019, the Scott The Woz YouTube channel posted a Community post announcing the episode's first anniversary, with a motion picture of the It's Awesome Babe! poster attached.
  • The explosion caused past the Genesis Mech's laser is a reference to the 2018 blithe comedy, Isle of Dogs.[8]
  • Bloopers from the episode were later on released on June 10, 2020, on Scott'south Stash.
  • Scott Wozniak portrayed the Supreme Leader in nigh scenes where he is masked instead of Alex Carducci,[iv] this is presumably due to Wozniak living in the U.s.a. of America and Carducci living in Canada.
  • During filming, Scott Wozniak's camera would often focus on the Dick Vitale shirts.[9]
  • During filming, the audio from the microphone stopped recording, however, Scott Wozniak didn't originally detect, which meant they had to rerecord some lines.[x]

References [ ]

  1. ↑ ScottTheWoz on Twitter, December 17, 2018
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 two.2 ii.iii two.4 2.5 It'south Awesome Infant! - Scott The Woz original English subtitles
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.one 3.2 three.3 ScottTheWoz on Twitter, December 30, 2018
  4. ↑ 4.0 4.i Bloopers - It'due south Crawly Babe! (1:12)
  5. ↑ Scott The Woz - "It's Awesome Baby!" | Opening Credits Music
  6. ↑ ConnorEatsPants Streams with Scott The Woz!
  7. ↑ joethehobo22 on Reddit, November 29, 2019
  8. ↑ RuthyBarrett on Twitter, Dec xviii, 2018
  9. ↑ Bloopers - Information technology's Awesome Baby! (1:51)
  10. ↑ Bloopers - Information technology's Awesome Baby! (eight:33)

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